Hi, everyone... Dragonas Hestis here again with another news post.

First of all, before I begin, I want to congratulate ZiggyZack99 for being the lucky person who acquired my alt. account, and I hope to see some flash from him sometime later on... Thanks, man. You've helped me save a lot more time in helping me to rid myself of any unnecessary accounts on media sites like Newgrounds, here...

However, this person now needs help on something important. Apparently, the Newgrounds staff assumed that ZiggyZack99 somehow hacked my alt. account, so they banhammered Zack's original account. WTF?! Zack DID not hack the account, I GAVE it to him. Since when did giving mean hacking on this site, anyway? I haven't been back on this site in a long time, and now, I got bullshit to deal with this site, already...

Wade Fulp, if you're reading this, ZiggyZack99 is now the legitimate owner of the account I gave him. He didn't hack it, okay? I'll be seeing you on Paltalk if you need to discuss this with me further. Just PM me ahead of time before I do that, though.

Spread this news like wildfire. I won't put this new matter to rest until I return the favor and help Zack get his other account back. That's all I have to say for now.

Updated: 12/27/08 11:11 AM 2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

How's it going, everyone? First of all, Happy Holidays to everyone... It's been a long time since I last logged into Newgrounds, but I've had a lot going on with things. I'm sure everyone understands that. But anyway, let me explain what I'm really planning to do, now...

Um, I'm planning on closing one of the email addresses that I've been using for quite a long time, and since I've learned from a long while ago that only one account is permitted per email address, I've decided to sell the alt. account that I've never used for anything.

You see, a long time ago, I made an alt. account because I thought I was going to get my hands on flash real soon, but I never did. I also had plans to join one of the most popular flash groups on this site once I got better, but, like with the flash thing, I've never got the chance to, either... And now, due to how constrained my everyday schedule is, including the imminent prospect that I might be going back to school in community college real soon, I've decided that I would be better off with only one Newgrounds account, which is this one.

Now I know what you're thinking, "But Dragonas Hestis, what if you actually used your alt. account?" Relax... No, I never did, although I wanted to. This account is perfectly empty, save for the sign-up date. So now, I'm going to be playing Santa for a change, and giving this account to someone worthy of its username. If you are interested in getting this account from me, here are a few requirements that I ask of you, in order to better decide who to give the account to:

1. Must be someone who is planning to join the Clock Crew, and has not yet decided on a username, yet. (Hint: The account has "-Clock" at the end of the username.)

2. Must be honest to others about your real sign-up date (e.g., must already have an account with Newgrounds to better prove this), so you don't look like a total n00b.

3. Must have no problem with the word "dragon" in the username. Dragons kick ass, and hopefully someday, I will finally get a copy of flash and do some awesome animations of them.

...And that's it. I'll keep in touch with this news post so I can get this done as fast as possible. When I've finally selected the lucky person who will have this account, I'll PM the person with the username and password, and I'll make a post letting everyone know on here that it was done.

That's all I have to say for now. See you guys around.

EDIT: Spam comments will be removed, no exceptions. Apparently, some people find it funny to do that sort of thing, and it will not be tolerated. Anybody caught doing this will have their comment deleted, and be banned from posting. You have been warned.

2nd EDIT: The account has been sold. Thanks everyone for your attention to this matter. However, the person who took this account off my hands now needs help getting his original account back. Check the next news post entry for details on how to help.

Updated: 12/27/08 10:56 AM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!